father, where's the keys for the Chinnok?
Can you believe that little shit Prince William? Blagged a Chinook helicopter to fly him and his brother - whatsisname, rat-a-tat-ginger - to a stag do on the Isle Of Wight!! Now the RAF have come up with the hilarious explanation that it was all part his flight training. Yes and when whatsisname - harry - wore the nazi insignia that was part of his covert operations training. This is why we have a royal family so that we can keep saying: you couldn't make it up. Father, where are the keys for the dashed Chinook? I need wine. It's part of my training to get so sloshed I happily aquiesce to the notion that we need a royal family. Therefore today's grape, and you'll need lots of it: Brampton Shiraz 2004 Coastal Region, sweet dark fruits on the nose. Quite savoury, bit of tanin. As balanced a wine as you'll get anywhere for nine quid. You'll get quite a few cases in a Chinook. Wonder whose garden it was they landed on?