The inquests into the deaths of Diana, Princess of Wales and Dodi Fayed have so far cost £2.8 million, it was announced today. And they haven't finished yet. What have we learned? Has one single demon been exorcised from this hell-hall of shadow and smoke? Did anyone - apart from Fayed - expect anything sensible to come out? When the pople at whom the finger is being pointed don't even have to attend the hearing? When royal butlers can perjure themselves and admit it publicly with impunity.
The ring, the ring. "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark".
There are no weapons of mass destruction. There is no evidence of a conspiracy. It's hilarious. The British Establishment is deeply, deeply spooky.
In honour of the slaughtered princess I abstained today. Well the promise I made was not to open another bottle. I did find a drop of the rubicund relief & rescue at the bottom of my recyle box and I used it to wet my lips because they were very dry. Lip-balm. really.