Well here we have it.  The Chinese authorities have banned Horror films.  They don’t want their children to be exposed to the “psychologically damaging” genre.  Included is Steven Spillberg’s ET.  The Harry Potter films will escape the ban because they are “healthy”. (I suppose the healthy bit in Harry Potter is when the Dementers come and scream in the little Hogwarts bastards’ ears until their shit turns blue.)  Other stuff is deemed “bad for their children’s mental health”. 
So that’s it then.  It’s quite all right for these people to slaughter their own peacefully-protesting children; it’s quite all right for rivers of blood to slosh through Tiananmen Square; it’s quite alright to make pyramids of skulls in Beijing and deck the streets with headless corpses.  Just so long as we ban The Green Mile the next day. We wouldn’t to disturb our children’s mental health.
You corrupt, blood-soaked, bribe-blown, pigshit-witted, red-toothed, totalitarian ghouls, you don’t even know your own culture!  "Journey to the West" is one of the four greatest ancient Chinese works of literature.  The hero is a man-pig and the story has hundreds of nasty evil spirits and gruesome demons.  Whisper that in your Chinese ear!
Doesn’t this just make your skull fly off and spin round the room like a buzz-saw?   Now I REALLY need a drink.  I’m going to have to open a bottle of something I’ve been saving.  Something white otherwise I’ll get maudlin tonight after this news.  Pour wine on my lacerated heart.  This poor world with people like that in charge of it.  It’s going to have to be the Chablis Grand Cru 1999 Bougros Cote de Boueyreaud Verget.  Bastards. I’d been saving that for a cheerful occasion.